We have always
listened to the "rules" from a woman's point of view. Now look at the
rules from a man's point of view.
Please note that
they are all numbered as “1″.
1. Women's
breasts are for looking at, and that's why we look at them. Do not try to
change this.
1. Learn to
handle the toilet bowl lid. You are a big girl. If it's up, you take it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about leaving it
down.
1. Saturday =
sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be so
1. Shopping is
NOT a sport. And no, we will never take it as such.
1. Crying is
blackmail.
1. Say what you
want. And let's be clear about this.
1. Light hints
don't work!
1. Strong hints
don't work!
1. Obvious hints
don't work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. 'Yes' and 'No'
are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question
1. When you have
a problem, come to us only if you want us to help you solve it. This is what we
can do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache
that lasts 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor
1. Whatever we
said 6 months ago cannot be used as an argument. In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think
you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something
we said can be interpreted in two ways, one of which makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other.
1. You can ask us
to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
1. If you already
know how to do it best, do it yourself.
1. Whenever
possible, please say what you have to say during commercials. They are long enough
anyway.
1. Christopher
Columbus didn't need to ask for directions, and neither do we.
1. ALL men
distinguish only 16 colors, like the standard settings of Windows.
"Peach",
for example, is a fruit - not a flower. "Pumpkin" is also a fruit. We
have no idea what color the lawn is.
1. If it itches,
it will be scratched. It's a law.
1. If we ask what
is there and you say "nothing", we act as if there is nothing. We
know you're lying, but it's just not worth the headache.
1. If you ask a
question you don't want to hear the answer to, expect an answer you don't want
to hear.
1. When we go
somewhere, absolutely everything, whatever you wear, looks good on you. Indeed.
1. Don't ask us
what we're thinking unless you're ready to talk about things like: Sex, Sports,
Cars.
1. You have
enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Thank you for
reading this. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to sleep on the couch tonight, but you
know men don't mind, it's like camping.
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